Underwater- Digging up Cthulhu
I am a firm believer in the beauty and terror of the sea. The ocean is a bunch of water that we can’t drink that goes so deep that at the bottom, it’ll smash your skull like a frat boy… Continue Reading
Author: Web Flotsam
Extraplanar Frogs of D&D
Welcome back to the most important thing you’ll read this year: Me gushing about all the wonderful, squishy, sapient frogs of Dungeons and Dragons. Last time, we explored the frogs of the material plane, but we never really explained what… Continue Reading
Frogs of D&D
Ah, Dungeons and Dragons. Never have I played it, but long have I admired the vast array of imaginative monsters that decorate its dungeons, of which there are presumably a lot because it’s named after them. My favorite thing about… Continue Reading
December 31- Bugbear
Bugbear Some philosophers in days of old said that monsters were manifestations of our fear, long before it was known that they were animals and people like any other, even if sometimes they had magical origins. So I felt it… Continue Reading
December 30- Scarecrow
This is just another ogre. She looked so cozy in the outfit she made from stuff she raided from a farm I couldn’t help but draw her.
The Future is Wild- Part Three
Miss parts one and two? Read them first! And so we return to the future, the deepest we’ve been and the deepest we will go. We are now 200 million years past the time we know. 200 million years in… Continue Reading
December 29- Mummy
Mummy The dread products of the Mummy Factory, created by chimney golems from their kidnapped victims. Few have ever escaped alive, and the scenes they describe are horrific. Those who are brought into the factory are usually killed with a… Continue Reading
CATS- Scary Skin Suits
We all knew it was gonna be horrifying. We saw the trailer. Most of you guys downvoted it, most likely. That’s fair. You all expected a broken, messy, disaster of a film. And well, that’s fair too, cause that’s what… Continue Reading
December 28- Man-Eating Plant
Snagbrush Disguise is a common feature of animals in the frozen north. Many animals have fur that changes color to match the snowy landscape. The snowman kulanthula goes so far as to resemble a snowbank in order to hunt its… Continue Reading
December 27- Frankenstein’s Monster
Chimney Golem Further north than even the Kat’trak fortress, set not on land but on solid ice, is the mysterious Mummy Factory. Its operations are cruel and bizarre, but the fruits of those labors are the subject of another entry.… Continue Reading