Monster Hunter is one of my favorite series. It’s second only to Pokémon in sheer volume of monsters and focus on them, and unlike Pokémon, I actually still play the games. So when I saw there was going to be… Continue Reading
In 1954, something in a reptilian skin rampaged through Japan, leaving death and destruction in its wake. Nearly half a century later, a similar creature emerged in the USA. It looked quite similar, but under its skin, it wasn’t at… Continue Reading
When a movie begins with a real-world event, it is to be assumed that it has something to say about the real world. When I watched The Host, I had no idea that this was the case. The opening scene,… Continue Reading
When the first movie in the Dark Universe proved to be a box office curse, I wondered when we would next see Universal’s cast of monsters. I knew they would be placed back in the toybox for a few years,… Continue Reading
Oh boy. So, uh, I didn’t like Jurassic World very much. It had a lot of problems. But its sequel was something else. On the plus side, it does get away from being largely a repeat of the first movie… Continue Reading
Ugh. Jurassic World. I have a lot of things to say about Jurassic World, and not many of them are good. I won’t linger on it too much, but hey, this is the internet! You guys love negativity. I know… Continue Reading
Let’s make something clear. Jurassic Park is a monster movie, as are all its sequels. A monster movie, by my definition, is a movie where fantastical creatures are the main draw. A Godzilla movie is the greatest example of this.… Continue Reading
I am a firm believer in the beauty and terror of the sea. The ocean is a bunch of water that we can’t drink that goes so deep that at the bottom, it’ll smash your skull like a frat boy… Continue Reading
Miss parts one and two? Read them first! And so we return to the future, the deepest we’ve been and the deepest we will go. We are now 200 million years past the time we know. 200 million years in… Continue Reading
We all knew it was gonna be horrifying. We saw the trailer. Most of you guys downvoted it, most likely. That’s fair. You all expected a broken, messy, disaster of a film. And well, that’s fair too, cause that’s what… Continue Reading