Invisible Man (2020)
When the first movie in the Dark Universe proved to be a box office curse, I wondered when we would next see Universal’s cast of monsters. I knew they would be placed back in the toybox for a few years,… Continue Reading
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Jurassic World II- Meaningless Monsters
Oh boy. So, uh, I didn’t like Jurassic World very much. It had a lot of problems. But its sequel was something else. On the plus side, it does get away from being largely a repeat of the first movie… Continue Reading
Jurassic World: More Roles for More Monsters
Ugh. Jurassic World. I have a lot of things to say about Jurassic World, and not many of them are good. I won’t linger on it too much, but hey, this is the internet! You guys love negativity. I know… Continue Reading
Jurassic Park- The Roles of Beasts
Let’s make something clear. Jurassic Park is a monster movie, as are all its sequels. A monster movie, by my definition, is a movie where fantastical creatures are the main draw. A Godzilla movie is the greatest example of this.… Continue Reading
Underwater- Digging up Cthulhu
I am a firm believer in the beauty and terror of the sea. The ocean is a bunch of water that we can’t drink that goes so deep that at the bottom, it’ll smash your skull like a frat boy… Continue Reading
The Future is Wild- Part Three
Miss parts one and two? Read them first! And so we return to the future, the deepest we’ve been and the deepest we will go. We are now 200 million years past the time we know. 200 million years in… Continue Reading
CATS- Scary Skin Suits
We all knew it was gonna be horrifying. We saw the trailer. Most of you guys downvoted it, most likely. That’s fair. You all expected a broken, messy, disaster of a film. And well, that’s fair too, cause that’s what… Continue Reading
The Future is Wild- Part 2
So when we last left earth off, we were just 5 million years in the future. That may sound like a long time, but 5 million years is nothing in evolutionary time. The most realistic animals last time were very… Continue Reading
Heck Yeah The Future is Wild
As a kid, I subsisted on a healthy diet of nature documentaries and science shows. So imagine my joy when something came out that not only combined the two on a deeper level than I had ever seen but threw… Continue Reading