Snakes are Cute Dammit
Warning: There are lots of pictures of snakes in this article. If you’re afraid of them, I would really love you to try to get through it, but I get it if you can’t. Among the millions of animals on… Continue Reading
Author: Web Flotsam
Gutknife
Only found near sources of surface water, fresh or salty, these strange creatures are little-known and reclusive. They range from about 5 to 5 and a half feet tall, although on average they weigh more than humans due to their… Continue Reading
Do Thylacines Still Exist?
Most major cryptids have, at some point or another, been identified as supposedly-extinct animals living among us. Nessie and fellow lake monsters are often declared to be plesiosaurs. Mokele-mbembe is supposedly a late-surviving sauropod. The former existence of Gigantopithecus has… Continue Reading
Lizalfos
I love Legend of Zelda. My first exposure to the series was Twilight Princess on the Wii, which is a good entry point because even people who are terrible at video games like me could handle it with a guide.… Continue Reading
Frogs of D&D- Slaadi
So when we last looked at frogs, we didn’t look at a whole lot of them. That’s because our last frog of D&D is incredibly complex, basically forming an entire category of its own. These are the slaadi, slaad singular.… Continue Reading
Jurassic World II- Meaningless Monsters
Oh boy. So, uh, I didn’t like Jurassic World very much. It had a lot of problems. But its sequel was something else. On the plus side, it does get away from being largely a repeat of the first movie… Continue Reading
Jurassic World: More Roles for More Monsters
Ugh. Jurassic World. I have a lot of things to say about Jurassic World, and not many of them are good. I won’t linger on it too much, but hey, this is the internet! You guys love negativity. I know… Continue Reading
Jurassic Park- The Roles of Beasts
Let’s make something clear. Jurassic Park is a monster movie, as are all its sequels. A monster movie, by my definition, is a movie where fantastical creatures are the main draw. A Godzilla movie is the greatest example of this.… Continue Reading
Underwater- Digging up Cthulhu
I am a firm believer in the beauty and terror of the sea. The ocean is a bunch of water that we can’t drink that goes so deep that at the bottom, it’ll smash your skull like a frat boy… Continue Reading
Extraplanar Frogs of D&D
Welcome back to the most important thing you’ll read this year: Me gushing about all the wonderful, squishy, sapient frogs of Dungeons and Dragons. Last time, we explored the frogs of the material plane, but we never really explained what… Continue Reading